December 2011
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
that-filipino-kid:
daisyfairy:
wants to be charlavail so i can have blake harnage
wants to be blake harnage so i can have charlavail
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
When you were younger and a friend came over.
lolthefunniest:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
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New years eve is going to be so good. I can’t wait. I just want it I be s a t u r d a y
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